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This plot is full of Slips and such.
CheeseDeluxe Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:21 am
So I heard you like slipping, eh?
Chapter 3-S - (insert witty chapter name here?)
You decide to check back up on the Slips. You go back to the address.
It's a warehouse. Their HQ is a warehouse. Well, it's a lot better than a 40-year-old's basement, that's for sure. You go inside, and the first thing you notice is the "Front Desk", which is totally made out of magick'd planks of wood, made to float in the air. The woman at the front desk greets you, then says there's a meeting going on right now.
>Go into the meeting
>Stay outside
Well, actually, it doesn't matter. The woman locks the doors with MAGIC and then pushes you inside with more MAGIC. (Why capitalize? Why not capitalize?) You unintentionally speedwalk inside the main building in the middle of a conference through two giant metal doors. The first thing you notice is a giant stage with one person on it and several rows of filled chairs right in front of it. The room is very dim, with the spotlight on the man on the stage.
And then the doors slam.
Everyone turns towards you, even the man on the stage. The spotlight comes onto you. You nearly defecate yourself. The man on stage says with a deep voice, "Oh, hello there. See, people, this is what I'm talking about!" You try to run back through the metal doors, but it locks on you. The big man sends out a giant blue hand made of...magic, you guess, and it pulls you onto the stage. The man then asks into a microphone, "Hey there. So, how do you find out where we are?"
>Lucky, I guess.
"So, then," the big man asks. "Why are you here?"
With all the eyes on you, you feel extremely pressured.
>"I want to stop the government's madness!"
He likes you, obviously. He conjures up a seat (after he puts on his wizard robe and hat; for some reason, some girl yells "NEWFAG") and lets you sit down. He continues to rant.
To be continued...
Chapter 3-S - (insert witty chapter name here?)
You decide to check back up on the Slips. You go back to the address.
It's a warehouse. Their HQ is a warehouse. Well, it's a lot better than a 40-year-old's basement, that's for sure. You go inside, and the first thing you notice is the "Front Desk", which is totally made out of magick'd planks of wood, made to float in the air. The woman at the front desk greets you, then says there's a meeting going on right now.
>Go into the meeting
>Stay outside
Well, actually, it doesn't matter. The woman locks the doors with MAGIC and then pushes you inside with more MAGIC. (Why capitalize? Why not capitalize?) You unintentionally speedwalk inside the main building in the middle of a conference through two giant metal doors. The first thing you notice is a giant stage with one person on it and several rows of filled chairs right in front of it. The room is very dim, with the spotlight on the man on the stage.
And then the doors slam.
Everyone turns towards you, even the man on the stage. The spotlight comes onto you. You nearly defecate yourself. The man on stage says with a deep voice, "Oh, hello there. See, people, this is what I'm talking about!" You try to run back through the metal doors, but it locks on you. The big man sends out a giant blue hand made of...magic, you guess, and it pulls you onto the stage. The man then asks into a microphone, "Hey there. So, how do you find out where we are?"
>Lucky, I guess.
- Spoiler:
- "Damn lucky you were, then. This place is pretty hard to find."
--Cut to outside of Slips HQ, with a giant sign reading "NOT THE YURKIAN SLIPS HEADQUARTERS" right on the front of it.--
Continue.
- Spoiler:
- You lie. I can tell," he exclaims. Then he bonks you in the head with the microphone.
All commands are open except for this one and those already closed.
- Spoiler:
- Everyone laughs. The big man asks, "What's the internet?
All commands are open except for this one and those already closed.
"So, then," the big man asks. "Why are you here?"
With all the eyes on you, you feel extremely pressured.
>"I want to stop the government's madness!"
- Spoiler:
- "As do the rest of us! We can't stand the hordes of weirdos breaking into our homes and ransacking our utensils!" he yells. Everybody agrees, he starts ranting, chanting happens...you get the point.
Continue.
- Spoiler:
- "So do we, kid! So do we! We hate their freakin' guts!" he exclaims. Everybody agrees, chanting starts, the big man starts ranting...you can see where this is going, can't you?
Continue.
- Spoiler:
- The big man then stares at a huge plate somewhere in the back of the warehouse. The plate is empty, save for the crumbs scattered over all over it.
"YOU...DID...WHAAAAAAAAT?!?"
He sends you flying across the room. You are KO'd.
You wake up outside the warehouse.
All commands are open except for those already closed.
- Spoiler:
- "That's not funny," he says.
>"I'm sorry."
He forgives you.
Command >"I hate you guys." cannot be selected anymore.
>"That wasn't a joke."
He punches you in the face so hard your gray matter comes out of the back of your head.
Nice one, asshole. Game over. You can start from Chapter 2 or 3-S.
- Spoiler:
- "Riiiiight, you have a medical company," he chuckles. You feel sad.
All commands are open except for this one and those already closed.
He likes you, obviously. He conjures up a seat (after he puts on his wizard robe and hat; for some reason, some girl yells "NEWFAG") and lets you sit down. He continues to rant.
To be continued...
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